Oi Oi He's the Rurouni!
a parody from the annals of failed RK theme songs

Here he comes,
Strollin' down the street.
He gets terrified looks from
Ev'ry thug he meets.
Oi, oi, he's the Rurouni!
And people like to have him around.
When he gets busy swingin'
Villains fall flat on the ground.

He wanders where'er the road leads him,
Does what he needs to do,
He don't have time to get restless,
Before goin' somewhere new.
Oi, oi, he's the Rurouni!
And people like to have him around.
When he gets busy swingin'
Villains fall flat on the ground.

He just wants to be helpful,
Weilding his reverse-blade sword,
This is the new Meiji era,
Peaceful times have been restored.

If you're in need, or feeling scared
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who'll be standing there

Oi, oi, he's the Rurouni!
And people like to have him around.
When he gets busy swingin'
Villains fall flat on the ground.

(break)

Oi, oi, he's the Rurouni!
And people like to have him around.
When he gets busy swingin'
Villains fall flat on the ground.

He just wants to be helpful,
Weilding his reverse-blade sword,
This is the new Meiji era,
Peaceful times have been restored.

Oi, oi, he's the Rurouni!
You never know where he'll be found.
So evil better get ready,
He may be comin' to your town.

Probably not one of my better efforts, but there you have it. If anyone is scratching their heads wondering what spawned this, I point you toward The Monkees, and hope that explains it! ^^;

Sekihara Tae
tae@sekihara.dreamhost.com
February 22, 2002


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